Intro: Em C Am 

Em 
sit back  matter of fact 
Em               C                  Am         
teasing  toying  turning  chatting  charming 
hissing  playin the crowd 

Em 
play that song again 
Em             C 
another couple Klonopin 
Am 
a nod  a glance  a half-hearted bow 

G 
oh such grace 
B 
oh such beauty 
Em 
and lipstick and callous 
C 
and fishnets and malice 
G 
oh darlin' 
C                          Em 
you're a million ways to be cruel 
Em                                 C 
(one zero zero zero zero zero zero cruel) 
Am                          Em 
you're a million ways to be cruel 
Em                                 C 
(one zero zero zero zero zero zero cruel) 
Am                          Em    
you're a million ways to be cruel 

Em C Am 

Em                                     C 
i should  i wish i could  maybe if you were i would 
Am 
a list of standard issue regrets 
Em                                      C 
one last eighty proof  slouchin' in the corner booth 
Am 
baby  it's as good as it gets 

G 
oh such grace 
B 
oh such beauty 
Em                           C 
so precious  suspicious  and charming and vicious 
G 
oh darlin' 
C 
you're a million ways 
G 
oh darlin' 
C                           Em 
you're a million ways to be cruel 
Em                                 C 
(one zero zero zero zero zero zero cruel) 
Am                          Em 
you're a million ways to be cruel 
Em                                 C 
(one zero zero zero zero zero zero cruel) 
Am 
you're a million ways to be cruel 

Em 
oh darlin' 
B 
oh darlin' 
Em 
you're a million ways 
B 
oh darlin' 
Em 
oh darlin' 
B 
you're a million ways 
Em 
oh  darlin' 
B 
oh darlin' 
Em 
you're a million ways to be 
Am 
oh oh oh oh 

Em                                 C 
(one zero zero zero zero zero zero cruel) 
Am 
you're a million ways to be cruel 
Em                          Am 
you're a million ways to be cruel 
Em                                 C 
(one zero zero zero zero zero zero cruel) 
Am 
you're a million ways to be cruel 
Em                          Am 
you're a million ways to be cruel 
Em                                 C 
(one zero zero zero zero zero zero cruel) 
Am                        
you're a million ways to be cruel 
Em                                 C 
(one zero zero zero zero zero zero cruel) 
Em                          Am 
you're a million ways to be cruel 
Am                          
(one zero zero zero zero zero zero cruel) 

G         C                           Em 
oh darlin you're a million ways to be cruel.