D7    C7   G7

[Verse 1]
      D7                                        G7               C7
Hello-hello-hello-hello-hello-hello-hello-hello-hello-hello baby
                          G7
Gotta call you on the telephone
          C7
Ooh! Hello-hello-hello baby
                          G7
Gotta call you on the telephone
                 D7                               C7
Every time-every time-every time I call you honey
                                      G7
Hum, you ain't got your big fat seven home

[Verse 2]
      G
Well, 1 and 1 is 2
           G
2 and 2 is 4

Look out baby love me-love me-love me more
      C7
Hello-hello-hello-hello-hello-hello-hello-hello-hello-hello baby
                          G7
Gotta call you on the telephone
     D7                    C7
Everytime I call you honey
                            G7
I never find your big fat seven home

[Instrumental]
G7        C7        G7    D7    C7    G7

[Verse 3]
N.C.      G            N.C.
Yeah, you sat there at their table
           G
Quiet as a mouse
                                                                           C7
Let me tell you something, you gonna move this whole house (look out honey)
                                      G7  C7
Ooh! Grrr! Tell me more baby ha-ha-ha
        G7                                        D7
I can't stand to love you baby, I go plum cry man
    C7                                 G7
Ooh! I gotta a hell one all about a guitar now

[Instrumental]
G7     C7   x2
D7   C7   G7

[Verse 3]
G7
Well, carry on now baby
G7
I've been fighting like a lion
C7                          G7
But it looks like I'm gonna lose
        C7
Ooh yes, I've been fighting like a lion
                                     G7
But it looks like Jerry Lee is gonna lose
             D7           C7                      G7
Oh, 'cause I hate nobody, ever with this women blues